Pirates

(as dictated to me by M)

Pirates
Once upon a time in a far off land there was a guard called Sir Maxalot, and he just loved money, but there were pirates in the caribbean and that was a problem because he lived in the caribbean sea too.

One night as they were sleeping, a big big ship arrived which looked like a merchant ship but was actually a pirate ship!

Then they saw it, and they raised the conquistador and navy flag, and then there was a big battle and some got killed and some were alive and there was 100 guards and there was 1000 pirates and then all the guards got killed but there was still one left, Sir Maxalot and then he took out his spear and the pirates raised their guns and swords and axes and then there was a big cry from the magic fairy and she was going to get killed but she had spells and the pirates also had a naughty witch who cast a spell on her and turned her into ice!

Then Sir Maxalot took out his lance and then the pirates raised their guns right into his eyes. Then they raised all of their weapons in his eyes. Then Sir Maxalot took his knife out and stabbed one in the eye so he had to have a pirate patch. One was a grumpy pirate and he got out his two guns and he spat right on the leg of the armour. He was a really grumpy and nasty pirate.
Then Sir Maxalot and Sir Lancelot came and there were a few surprise attacks. Then the prince came with a really long sword and then the king came. Then the guard came, so there was a lot of good guys to defend and a lot of bad guys to attack. There was a big battle.

Finally the prince was dead and the guard and the king was still alive, and he chopped all the pirates in half pieces.

Then they all lived happily ever after and that is the end of the story.